this shit has got me perplexed

So today I am going to keep it relatively short.....no talking about Big Brother or celebrities flexing underage girls....this one is not a rant, but more an observation that has got me perplexed:

WHAT THE FUCK is up with girls who put fake tan on their legs but no where else on their body?!?!?!?!!!!!!

I don't get that shit.....I'd equate it to wannabe rappers who roll up one trouser leg - that shit is just retarded!!! Sort it out!!! Bottom half looking like Pocahontas and the top half looking like Snow White - it makes no sense!!!

Don't get me wrong....I'm not dissing fake tan (yeah its deceptive - but whatever - it looks good) but come correct!!!

This has been a Detain public service announcement

EDIT: So it has now come to my attention - after receiving 2 phone calls from members of the finer sex that the woman I saw was possibly wearing pantyhose and not fake tan. In answer to that, although its a possibility:

a) I know pantyhose when i see it
b) That shit sure looked like fake tan
c) It still looked retarded

What has got me further perplexed is that it looks like my so-called alias, which i thought was a clever play or words, is probably not as clever as i thought it was as people all seem to know who I am.......damn......hahahaha.....i don't care though there's no holding my tongue.......tomorrow u may get another fake tan story that's a little more personal - hahahha

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