The End of the Summer that never was

Do you think maybe we need some sort of an official announcement to make it very clear to everyone out there that winter has in fact arrived? Walking around London this week, even as temperatures dipped well below 13 degrees (disgracefully so), I kept spotting the lunatics who refuse to face the grim truth - there's no warmth left in the air… Guys, I know it's hard to accept but summer (or whatever that was) is truly well over by now and yes, that elusive Indian Summer rumour we all really wanted to believe in was just a myth…You stepped out wearing nothing much more than an optimistic smile but then turned a distinctive shade of translucent blue and started shaking uncontrollably - there's a bit of a hint for you… So please I beg you - let go of the shorts, flip-flops and tank tops, and PUT A GODDAM COAT ON! It's cold out there, man. The good news is, in just a few weeks we can all have a go at a sculpture like this one - yay!