Who would win in a fight....Thomas Edison or Benjamin Frankin? They were both brilliant inventors but more importantly, who would whoop whose' ass?
We'll know soon. I've enlisted the help the most brilliant inventors the most prestigious academic institutions the United States has to offer (Boces, Chubb, RonCo) They are currently working on an ambitious project to resurrect the dead men. The details of the project are top-secret, but I can tell you it involves approximately 2 dozen slinkys and a wiffle-ball bat dyed blue with food coloring.
Once reanimated, the men will be brought up to date on all advances to modern science, politics, culture and international relations since their respective demises (Edison 1931), (Franklin 1790) then placed in a ring provided by WWE's Vince McMahon to fight it out in "Twelve rounds of utter chaos and brute force".
After the fight, both men will be shot to death so they don't stand in the way of development on George Foreman's latest grill/flashlight/fishing rod device.
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