"And every time I scratch my scalp, I get this gook of nasty dandruff under my nails." - Tyra Banks

Speaking of reality shows done right, I nominate 'American's Next Top Model.' Fill a room with egomaniacal women and it's like entropy: no scripts or gimmicks needed, the madness unfolds effortlessly. And of course the lunatic Tyra Banks is like the cherry on top of the chaos cake.

Has anyone ever seen Tyra freak the fuck out? Bitch be crazy. I love when she gets all gangsta out of nowhere, neck snapping wildly as she talks about her mama...