Chicago erects spiraling, serated razor cock

... Not that this is really current news to anyone, but in the next 3 years, Chicago will be home to a giant, spiraling phallus known as the Chicago Spire. Believe me, this building is a really fucking cool, unparalleled architectural marvel - I just find it funny that it comes packed with such weighty Freudian subtext.

The city of Chicago, in all its glory, suffers from a permanent, unwavering inferiority complex. The fact is that few outside the United States think of Chicago as a real center of international intrigue. New York hovers over Chicago's subconscious like some kind of accomplished older brother it will never live up to. Afterall, its not actually called 'The Windy City' because it is windy; its called 'The Windy City' because its people don't shut the fuck up about how great it is.

When new towers are constructed in cities like Dubai that dwarf Chicago's previously world-renowned architectural accomplishments like the Sears Tower and John Hancock Building, plans are quickly put in place to re-establish our spot on the international radar as the world's most outlandish skyscraper mecca.

So hear you have it... Chicago's newest penis in a skyline littered with them. The soon-to-be-latest entry in the global big dick contest. Chicago's 150-story boner.