God dammit......I hate these fuckers - if my journey thru central London wasn't bad enough - I now have these guys to contend with. I'm all up for free shit - I love free shit, but when i want it I'll take it - I don't want it forced into my hand - especially when I am holding 5 bags of shopping and don't even have a hand free!!!!
Don't get me wrong - I'll sometimes read that shit if i have nothing to do on the tube ride home, but they will always frantically try and force them into your hand like their life depends on it, like some $5 ho that needs to give those last few blow blowjobs so she has enough £$£$ not to get 5 shades of shit knocked out of her by her pimp..........fuck that shit!!!!
They are now added to the things that make my daily journey thru west end hell: the people trying to join you up to charities - especially those that walk right in your path and follow you down the street....that £5 a month u pay doesn't even start reaching its destination for over a year....I've been able to squash this one by responding to the girls "if you ain't asking me for a date I don't wanna know" (actually got a few numbers out of it), and telling the guys to straight FUCK OFF; my other issue is the bitch from Scientology that gets in my face everytime i walk past Goodge St, bitch gets right in my grill.....anyone that gets within headbuttable distance like that deserves to get knocked the fuck out...hmmmmm one day. Once the Beckham's join those fuckers its game over - sheep will sign up in droves.....then maybe they'll have enough money to buy that intergalactic spaceship and fuck off!!!
Rant over - feel a lot better now (well until i make my west end journey)
Anyways in keeping with the R Kelly theme I need something to make me laugh - so i am currently turning my speakers up and cranking this video at work
peace
D.
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